Life is often disappointing; eight or nine out of ten are particularly so.
01 It takes thousands of years for a monkey to become a human, but only one bottle of wine for a human to become a monkey.02 Life is unsatisfactory, nine out of ten is particularly unsatisfactory.
03 Family affairs, national affairs, world affairs, if you don't have money to eat, it's a major issue!04 The two most difficult things in the world are: one is to put your thoughts into other people's minds, and the other is to put other people's money into your pocket. Those who succeed in the first are called teachers, and those who succeed in the latter are called bosses. Both are successful and have wives.
05 Life is about breathing – breathing out for a moment of fresh air, and breathing in to seize an opportunity.06 I suggest everyone understand my appearance, appreciation as supplementary.
07 There are many ways to end friendship, the most thorough way is to not repay loans.08 Without a heart and without a lung, you can live for a hundred years, and if you ask for nothing, you won't be tired as a person.
09 When going out, the wife has instructions, don't sit in the first row of the car, don't pick vegetables in the stall, don't drink and damage your stomach, don't pick wildflowers on the side of the road.10 Don't be afraid of a long road, just be afraid of short-sightedness, don't be afraid of slow progress, just don't be afraid of standing still; don't be afraid of poverty, just don't be lazy, don't be afraid of fierce opponents, just don't be shaky.
11 Yesterday is history, today is the beginning, tomorrow who can't be messed with!12 It's harder to get a hospital number.
13 I don't really understand music, so I'm not reliable sometimes, and I'm not in tune.14 Medicine doesn't cure false illness, alcohol doesn't solve real trouble.
15 I'm only for people and money, thank you.16 If I die, my first words will be: Finally, I don't have to be afraid of ghosts.
17 Don't always fluctuate with me, or I'm afraid I'll catch a cold.18 Others have backgrounds, and I only have a back.
19 You can't let everyone be satisfied, because not everyone is a human being.20 Life is like a shower, when the direction is wrong, the water is deep and hot! Eat it all up, and be healthy!
21 Confucius can't solve the problems you face, Lao Tzu will.22 The Earth is moving, and one person will not always be in a losing position.
23 When you stop, that's when you have worries.24 Don't forget what you used to have, don't cherish what you can't get, don't abandon what belongs to yourself, and don't let go of what you've lost.
25 Society is simple, people are complicated.26 You don't need to look up to me, if one day I rise, I'll repay you with interest.
27 Life is like a shower, when the direction is wrong, the water is deep and hot.28 Flatter your wife to make her happy, make fake promises for your children to make them happy; dream when you want to make yourself happy.
29 People chase money and become poorer; money chases people and can't make them poorer. 30 Some families can support themselves with just a few strands of noodles; some families, even a pile of gold coins, can make their lives chaotic.
31 Friends don't fear being bad, just fear being fake.32 The sky turns black, people change, three points of love, seven points of fraud, the road is still long, don't be too arrogant, the future may not be brilliant!
33 Human eyes have 5.76 billion pixels, but they can't see through people's hearts.34 Life is like a play, play any role; don't be afraid that others look down on you, just don't be mediocre.
35 Persistence is to gain an inch in one time, retreat is to change to a more vigorous approach; 1 step back is to go further. 36 Meat prices rising is for us to lose weight, vegetable prices rising is for us to live a low-carbon life, tomb prices rising is for us to live well, wages not rising is for us to work hard.
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