Those Cute and Absurd WeChat Moments - Some People Are Just Lucky to Have Escaped

When you're unhappy, take a deep breath, it's just a bad day, not a bad life.

Don't pry into who I am, as long as I haven't wronged you, I'm a good person.

It's a pity to like someone just like multiplication, if one party is zero, the result is zero.

He said: you'll meet someone better than him. But actually: he wants someone better than me.

Some people are lucky to have escaped once they've missed out.

Loneliness is like: you set a very beautiful phone ringtone, but no one calls you.

Just thinking about picking up money makes you bend over, so you realize it's not a reward.

Because I often bump my head, I gradually developed a good sense of rhythm.

I quietly let out a fart, hoping the wind will blow it into your mouth.

I still hate you, like a neighbor who's eaten chili peppers, numbing the next-door neighbor.

I'm gold, and I always spend it all up.

I wish you could ride a horse with a dream, the faster you ride, the more foolish you become.

Seeing others have tens of billions at 20 or 30, I just have five million, even pixels.