Jokes: The ending was unexpected, turns out the car isn't yours??

Joke: 1

I said to him with deep affection, "I thought I would never be loved again in this life, until I met you..."

He looked at me, smiled and said, "Do you know how clumsy you were when we first met? I had to stop my car, and you were wobbling on your bicycle, almost knocking me over..."

I replied with a smile, "You're just as clumsy! You didn't even make me pay for scratching your car, you invited me to dinner, to the movies... and you even paid back the money I owed for scratching someone else's car..."

2

At midnight, my girlfriend wanted sour and spicy noodles. After cooking the noodles, I found out we were out of vinegar and only added chili. I brought it to her and called her to eat it sparingly. She exploded, "Without vinegar, it's not sour and spicy noodles! This is not what I wanted!" I said, "Break up with me! I spent the money I gave you, and you haven't paid it back!" She burst into tears, and I asked anxiously, "Are you sad?" She nodded, and I carried the bowl to her in front, "Quick! Eat it while it's hot!"

3

A beautiful woman from a car dealership called me, "Mr., your car has arrived, you can pick it up today!" I impatiently said, "Cancel the order, I waited for three months and spent all my money.", The woman replied, "If you cancel the order, you won't get your deposit back!", I said, "It doesn't matter, take it to buy a ring or necklace.", That night, she returned from work and threw five thousand yuan at me, angrily shouting, "I want the car!"

4

This morning, the community canteen called me to order food, so I ordered food over the phone. This afternoon, the community security guard came to my house with a registration book and asked, "Why didn't you report that a guest came to your house?…"

I said to myself with a head and two tails, "We don't have any guests at home!" The security guard walked into the house to check, confirmed that there was no guest and explained, "Before, you only ordered four steamed buns, and today you suddenly ordered twenty, which made us suspicious..."

5

My son was watching an animated movie on the computer when it stopped abruptly after ten minutes, with a prompt asking for payment to continue watching.

Last night, my son and his friends watched the movie, and my son paused it after ten minutes and said to his friends, "Do you want to see more? I'll give you fifty cents!"