You Lazy Bastard, Pay Attention!
Why are all nice guys others'?
Dog shit, you should have some consideration!
Everything online is a scam, it doesn't work at all!
This might be the difference between a goddess and a womanizer, right?
Luckily there was light, otherwise if it were dark at home, you'd think your wedding dress was walking!
The power of the brand
Dog says, let's not have a birthday for me in the future.
Do you have any reason to request leave?
1. During middle school, money was often stolen in the dormitory, and the teacher would come over to check how much each student had lost. Because my family was poor and couldn't afford it, I never lost any money, but I also went to return the money out of face. Later, the thief was caught, and it was a classmate! I successfully got compensation of dozens of dollars.
2. Yesterday night, I was driving home when I saw a car on the opposite side flashing its high beams from far away, so I flashed it a few times to warn it. But the opposite car didn't get closer. So I just flashed it, and we wouldn't get hurt if we reached 100 meters. But when the opposite car flashed its high beam, it was as if I saw the sun...
3. There was a man who saw a girl jumping rope. The girl was constantly counting: 'Ninety-nine, ninety-nine, ninety-nine…'. The man was curious, so he asked her, 'Why are you always counting ninety-nine and not going lower?' The girl didn't speak, jumped on the man's lap and kept counting 'One hundred, one hundred, one hundred…'
4. Just happened, it's a real thing!! I went to my grandpa's house yesterday morning, and I saw a group of kids receiving red envelopes, one red envelope for each child. Only my cousin (9 years old) was sitting there and didn't take one. Grandpa asked her why she wasn't taking one, and she said, 'I don't want money, just seeing Grandpa is enough for me to be happy.' Everyone should know that.
5. Abroad, I was preparing to secretly return home to give my wife a surprise, so I didn't tell her I bought a plane ticket to fly back. When I got home, it was already midnight, I opened the door and saw my wife sleeping with a man. I looked at them, quietly walked over and kissed them both.
6. The high school math teacher is the class monitor, and the Chinese teacher is her wife. During class, some students were idle and threw the test papers to the teachers for them to give examples. Then they mocked the Chinese teacher, saying that this kind of writing is easy to make mistakes and waste time. Later, the Chinese teacher found out and directly skipped the Chinese lesson for a week and gave two math lessons every afternoon.
