I thought we were destined to be reunited, but it turns out you're here to clear my name!

I always thought I and my dog were destined to be reunited in a past life, We were meant to meet again,But to my surprise,It was here to clear my name!I thought bringing it home would be peaceful,Dog and I were deeply in love,'Master, you're my favorite!'The truth is,'Shut up, I don't want to hear your rambling,'Others' dogs are cheerful and bright,Like a spring breeze, soothing their owners' hearts,But yours has always been a firecracker,Constantly flipping its face at you,'Dead man, where have you been, come home late!'I saw dogs online helping their owners with chores,Buying groceries, picking up packages, mopping the floor,But my dog wants me to go bankrupt,Two weeks of renovations, just let me know,I wanted to take it for a walk,But it thinks it's its master,And I'm just a pet,It's trying to bury me alive,Owner accidentally fell,Dog immediately jumped up to support it,It chewed up all its private money,What kind of sin did we commit in the past!I'm so tired of raising such an irresponsible little guy,You want to scold it,Sorry, I can't,Dog refuses,It just knows 'I have the right to be unreasonable',You can't do anything to me,I just have to keep serving it,My little treasure

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