Adorable Dog and Mom, Amazing Synchronization!
Give me a dance!
Dude, you're so calm!
Check your rear while opening the car door
The class is all girls, so hyped!
The cute dog is playing with its mom, so synchronized, it's amazing!
What's this activity, I want to join in!
You're such a brat, secretly learning to swim!
Joke: Men usually lend their cars and wives to no one. Why are you like that?
Joke: My best friend just got a boyfriend, she's constantly showing off their love on her WeChat Moments. Just now she updated another set of photos of her and her boyfriend eating a big meal. Seeing their delicious food, I commented below: As a good friend, shouldn’t good things be shared? She replied: My boyfriend is a weirdo!
Joke: I bought a bracelet for my mom, put it on her bed to surprise her. Not long after I left, she called me: Why did you buy such an expensive bracelet? I sniffed: After so many years, I've never given you a gift. She sighed: I just saw a reminder message, gifts are good, but you shouldn’t use my card!
Joke: Our family’s conditions aren't good, so my dating standards automatically lowered. I don’t dare to choose beautiful girls, I only choose girls I just saw before. I added a girl named ‘200 pounds chubby’ to my friends list, thinking it was okay, so I chatted with her for a while, then invited her to drink cold drinks. At the entrance of the ice cream shop, I looked up at her who was 1.9 meters tall, I was shy.
Joke: My best friend just got her driver's license and wants to borrow my new car to try it out. I was worried, so I refused. She was unhappy and pouted: Men usually lend their cars and wives to no one. Why are you like that?
I: Who said that? Let’s try it with my husband.
A couch-side observer looks in surprise.
