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The Difference Between Raising a Large Dog and a Small Dog... I Almost Fainted Laughing

Many novice dog owners listen to others' suggestions and adopt large dogs.

There are many reasons for this:

A larger happy area; a sense of security, etc.

This is a reasonable argument, but have you really prepared?

A small dog can eat a bag of snacks for a long time.

Change it to a large dog… 'Just a little bit?'

The same bag of dog food, a small dog can eat for a month.

Large dog: 'Where will my food come from tomorrow?'

▍Living aspects

Small dogs, a towel spread out can be a bed.

Large dogs…

One mat can only pad the butt.

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Small dogs can sleep with the owner at all times, both cute and warm-hearted.

Large dogs lie on the bed, you basically have no place to sleep.

The only advantage is that the doghouse is big enough.

The wife will drive you out, and you can barely sleep on it.

▍Bathing aspects

When bathing a small dog, you can use a sink and a washing basin. It can be easily cleaned in 20 minutes with a light wash.

When bathing a large dog, you must use a bathroom, and you don't want to come out in two hours.

▍Walking aspects

If it's a small dog, you can carry it out, with a high return rate.

You can also hold it in your arms, like a little cotton.

A small number can be pushed in a small cart.

But if it's a large dog…

It won't go home, and you won't go home either.

It's even more terrifying that it occasionally 'freely flies'.

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It often turns people's dog-walking into dog-walking people:

If you want to walk more than a few dogs…

Haha, I advise you not to be unreasonable.

Wear slippers as pants.

Can be dragged three dogs at once…

Turn into 'the terracotta army'.

▍Playing aspects

Small bodies have minimal injury risk, and you basically won't be injured when playing.

But change to a large dog, you have to go to the hospital from one slap.

▍Flirting aspects

Small dogs are especially gentle when flirting, and you can't help but hug and kiss them.

Large dogs flirt by hiding, or you are easy to fracture.

▍Consumption aspects

Raising a small dog, month-end surplus:

Raising a large dog:

Hehe, if you raise a large dog, are you afraid?

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