Can music software create customized playlists for pets, and will they like them?

Wow, what a technologically advanced 2020! Basically, every aspect of your life, music apps will thoughtfully provide meticulously curated playlists for you.

Whether you're bedridden (probably your current state); going through a painful breakup; dark clouds gathering outside, rain about to come; or you're just angry – I bet you can find a playlist that suits your current state.

However, to date, a significant defect of major music apps is that they haven't designed playlists for your beloved pet.

Yes, until now, such an important specific niche – your pet – major music apps have not yet reached! Until Spotify recently announced that they launched this important service.

First, this isn't a joke on April Fool's Day, right? So today we're introducing Spotify's new feature: Pets!

Spotify claims they 'consulted with the pet industry experts' to create this function, but is it really reliable? Will your furry friend like it? Maybe you need to press the 'paw' button to subscribe?

In short, this is what we're going to explore.

What is the 'Pets' playlist all about?

Ultimately, 'Pets' playlist is still going to include your own music taste, and impose your music taste on your unfortunate, unconcerned furry friends (as if you're not like this anyway),

If you're a low-fi indie music enthusiast, then Soccer Mommy's 'Your Dog' might be excluded; while a garage rock enthusiast's 'Pets' playlist might include The Growlers,

Soccer Mommy

So, whether you have cats, dogs, lizards, birds, hamsters, this feature you can use, but users must first understand your pet's personality,

If you have a cold, hostile, and aggressive iguana lying in your hands, then great, this music service is designed for you.

Iguana

What's the point?

Well, frankly, there's no 'point,' but why don't you try it?

Will pets really like this playlist?

The playlist itself is a good thing, my pet's playlist includes Gia Ford, which I also like, and some rock classics from Talking Heads and David Bowie,

In addition, it will include songs at the intersection of genres, which is great for pet owners,

But what about the pet itself???

Don't rush, a pet's music taste is not a false name, according to the Scottish SPCA and the University of Glasgow, dogs do have their favorite music types – mainly reggae and soft rock, if your Spotify account is full of unhelpful pop music, your furry friend might be a little disapproving of your music taste,

And parrots prefer pop and folk music, but they're indifferent to dance music. As for cats… research shows that no matter what genre of music you play for your cat, they won't have any positive reaction. Haha, silly humans (Cat: Haha, silly humans).

Even stranger is that no one has done any important research on the music that lizards and hamsters like (so we're waiting for what, researchers!)

Therefore, based on strong scientific evidence (my friend's dog's direct reaction), pets aren't completely indifferent to Spotify's new feature – 'Pets' playlist.'

Strictly speaking, Angel Olsen's 'New Love Cassette''s strong string arrangement section at least elicited a reaction from the pet – even if it was more interested in the pigeon's flapping wings outside the same time window; while Jakob Ogawa made the subjects burp…

As for the rest, the subjects seemed completely unimpressed, calm, and unwavering… uh… that's probably it.

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